"Please watch Tsuritama"-people who have watched tsuritama (via natsurara)
"Helga…You must hold this sword in trust for your son, and now you must present this new sword to the groom. The sword transfers the father’s power of protection over the woman, to her new husband. Now the rings. Floki, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this woman?" “I swear, with the gods as my witnesses.” ”Helga, do you swear to the gods that you want to marry this man?” "I do swear." ”Then you are married.”
My Big Fat Vikings Wedding.
Erna and Hrefna 09 - 10.
Erna and Hrefna 2011.
goddamnit how can I ever expect anything out of my life after this
my existence has reached its peak
you are ridiculous
I GIVE UP- IM RUINED FOR ALL MEN
Cutting hair short “just because” and changing hairstyles frequently is a sign of fickleness, and that is inherently unattractive. That’s why short hair is often seen on little girls and little teenage hipster chicks and riotgrrl punx because they haven’t matured to be able to take care of their own appearance.
Something as simple and easy as having long, flowing, beautiful and sexy hair is a sign of integrity and being able to stick to one thing for quite a while, something that most people lack in this day and age. It’s a sign of maturity and adulthood.
There’s also something really sensual about long, untamed, naturally grown hair. Seeing it is like an instant connection to nature and earthiness and humanness, if you’re into that spiritual hippie stuff. I am, if only a little bit.
Now I’m not saying that a sexy girl can’t look sexy with short hair (because she’s already sexy regardless), but I think a woman looks like a woman when she has long hair. Long hair is a signifier of maturity and womanliness.
shut the fuck up
“…because they haven’t matured to be able to take care of their own appearance.”
or you know
because if men don’t have to spend a good chunk of their morning getting their hair fixed up for the day, why the hell should women have to???
not to mention that short hair dries faster and is better for athletes, it doesn’t get everywhere, fits under wigs nicely, is harder to pull, and just generally looks nice
“…as simple and easy as having long, flowing, beautiful and sexy hair …”
are you being serious right now
you are obviously not someone who has ever had long hair before
there is NOTHING EASY about having long hair
think of all that brushing
my mother kept my hair long when i was younger, and we’d spend half an hour in her room brushing it because it was so long
(tl;dr: “long hair is a signifier of maturity and womanliness”, more like “i can’t deal with the fact that some people like to have their hair short and therefore people can’t be mature or sexy without having my preferred hairstyle)
Hi and welcome to sweden! this is what happens over a night here
I watched this so many times
you could hide a dead body under it
two types of people